Once a week, we open up the logs — which, contrary to popular belief, are not kept in a mayonnaise jar on Funk & Wagnalls’ porch — and hunt down anything marginally joke-worthy. It’s a nasty job, but someone has to do it.
Windy Skirt Sexy Thong Ass: And this was one of the reasons why it’s nasty.
granny wears mini skirt: Probably not a thong, though, but you’ll have to wait for the wind to pick up to be sure.
how to save the CD4E transmission: If you have to ask, it’s already too late.
bore is 86 stroke is 86 how many liters is this 4 cylinders: Um, two. I had a girlfriend like this once; when she was stroked, she was bored.
iq male v’s female: About the same overall, though if they’re standing together and she’s cute, his drops by half a dozen points.
is russell westbrook of haitian descent: The Haitian section of Los Angeles, maybe. You want an NBA player from Haiti, look up Samuel Dalembert.
[Note: A similar query, from a different location, came in for Kevin Durant. Someone really wants to find Haitian ballers.]
ten foot pole that fits in your pocket: You’d better have very deep pockets, or be as tall as Samuel Dalembert.
sith happens baby: I find your lack of foresight disturbing.
teeny doing it: Yeah, but it’s too small to see.
take a pomeranian bowling: Poor little dog weighs less than the ball, but them’s the breaks.
girls bra in guys mouth: Um, guys, you’re doing it wrong.
what kind of pantyhose does maria bartiromo wear: The kind that doesn’t melt under TV-studio lights, I hope.
worcestershire sauce false positive: Must have been stray traces of anchovy.