Time for another round of “What’s lurking in the referrer logs?” (Disclosure: None of the funding for collecting this data was spent at strip clubs.)
g “not for use as pants”: It’s the wrong shape, g is. Try a W.
waiting injection panties: I suspect the injection may not go entirely smoothly, IYKWIMAITYD. (Notice: no g.)
where in the hell can i find power seat motor for 86 cutlass: Have you tried the frickin’ junkyard?
child of dust bury microphones alive: I’ve wanted to bury a few microphones in my day, and occasionally the persons behind them.
a year old expired yogurt as mask: What is this, a community-theatre version of A Nightmare on Elm Street?
are new cars driver seat too small: No. The driver himself has too big a seat.
I’m scared to try out for the Brandywiners: What you need is some confidence — and a couple sips of brandy.
unclad greeters at MOMA: They keep those museums pretty cold, too.
“Sophia Loren” “sneezing dress”: A style for every purpose, and a purpose for every style, I always say.
lee’s summit dairy queen Klan: No chocolate-dipped cone for you, Hoodsie.
“yogi bear is gay”: Well, maybe gayer than the average bear.
need cock for my wife in sallisaw: Not my idea of a great trade, but hey…
“aisha tyler” “well hung” Either this guy has his terms confused, or this is the surprise of the decade. Your call: