This weekly feature contains a number of search strings sent to this site over the past seven days. It is not intended to offend. However, if by chance you are offended by such material, please be advised that the management could not possibly care less.
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joss whedon rueage: Whedon isn’t yet at the age to rue what he has done.
ripped off cloth unexpectable sex: That depends on which cloth was ripped off, does it not?
does the country community hate shania twain: If they do, that don’t impress her much.
she’s got legs zooey deschanel: Well, yeah. Were you perhaps expecting wheels?
upper class privilege assumed: In a few more years, it will be mandatory.
over achievement award: In a few more years, it will be routine.
“you’re running up a record level of debt”: In a few more years, it will be mandatory.
setterade: A new energy drink for dogs. (Not recommended for small, hyperactive breeds.)
the best plans are those unlaid quote: I suspect that rather a lot of the unlaid are planning, even now, to get laid.
sheriff whetsel bitchin camaro: Well, that explains the donuts on the lawn at the County Courthouse.
where to find an incendiary blog post: Bite me, you greasy little troll.