Every seven days or so, we empty out the logs and go looking for search strings that land here, mostly because — well, it’s Monday morning, and it’s not like I can go hide out somewhere in Illinois for the duration.
for the past ten years, your logistics and services company has wanted to develop lucrative south american oil reserves for it exploration, drilling, refining, and transport division: When you finish school and don’t have to rely on search engines to do your homework anymore, perhaps you’ll understand. But I’m not holding my breath.
why do some whites resents celebrating mlk day: I can’t speak for them, but I resent any Federal holiday on which I have to work.
doppelgang wank: “Damn, I had no idea I looked that good.” (Google’s UK branch, faced with this string, asks: “Did you mean: doppleganger week,” which I suppose is eventually going to be one of those holidays on which I have to work.)
edmond north underperforming: Hadn’t heard that, though it would be really cool to build an Underperforming Arts Center on the campus.
are unfrosted blueberry pop tarts less fattening: Not enough to matter, believe me.
aol huffington mergerville: Spending all of the cash in the vault / Some people say that it’s that woman to blame / But I think it’s somehow Google’s fault.
is al gore penis uncut: As a rule, liberals prefer to cut defense before anything else.
Chihuahua Vanderpool Damon: The family having produced no male heirs for several generations, in desperation they decided to extend the name to the family pets.
unflatulent relation: “Pick you up some Taco Bell on the way home? Sure thing, honey. Not a problem.”
is there a nude picture of me on the internet: Well, it looks kind of like you, but it’s hard to be sure.
meredith vieira wearing ankle strap heels: Apparently this is not a common sight; a review of a couple of years of Today Show screenshots suggests that this is not her preferred look. On the other hand, you’re not going to see this on the set either: