Too cool for vowels

Nancy Friedman discovers an eatery, but not how to pronounce its name:

STK is a “new-style steakhouse” that’s set up shop in Los Angeles, Miami, Las Vegas, and New York. The website has video but no voiceover, so I can”t tell you whether the name is pronounced Ess-Tee-Kay, “Steak,” or something else. (Stock? Stick? Stack? Stoke? Stuck?) The establishment’s target market appears to be angry young women in extremely high heels and the men who photograph them.

No chance STK will ever come to Oklahoma City. We do have angry young women, some of whom wear extremely high (which, for this town, is maybe five inches) heels, but probably not enough to support a restaurant. Then again, they wouldn’t be caught dead in Cattlemen’s.

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Feed issues

For some reason, Google Reader quit pulling this site’s RSS feed over the weekend, and they’re providing no advice on how to fix the matter — because, obviously, it’s not their fault.

But various Blogger widgets that rely on the feed aren’t being updated either. I’m guessing, judging by a peek at the Feed Validator, that you were getting a cached copy of the feed.

Sorry, folks: you may actually have to come to the site once in a while.

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Not to be confused with Rainbow Dash

After a 5k run, I am told, you tend to look a little bedraggled. (I’ve never run more than a single mile, myself, but I looked bedraggled before I started.)

Enter Color Me Rad, a perfectly serious 5k race, except for the, um, colors:

After 5K of color bombardment, we guarantee your outlook will be brighter, your boyfriend will be more affectionate, your girlfriend will be less needy, the hair on your head will grow back and the hair on your back will fall out, your black and white TV will turn into 720p HD (I know you were hoping for 1080, but we organize races, we’re not miracle workers), and your gray outlook will turn green like a spring morning.

You’ll start off with a shirt as pure and white as your grandpa’s dentures and you’ll soak up enough color while running to change your skin tone forever. You’ll wind up looking like a pack of skittles — just make sure not to “taste the rainbow.”

The actual color material is good ol’ cornstarch, dyed with something nontoxic and probably inedible anyway.

Here’s the FAQ. There will be a CMR run here in the Big Breezy on the 14th of July; they expect around 5,000 runners.

And if you were thinking that “rad,” the word, should have expired back in the 80s, well, they beg to differ:

Unlike Communism and my late Uncle Steven, “Rad” has survived the fall of the Soviet Empire, the scrutiny of the SEC and Webster’s Dictionary, heart disease, and the disdain of high school students everywhere. Like an old vinyl record, it was lost in common practice and parlance and has now reemerged as the vanguard for everyday nomenclature amongst babies, toddlers, teens, and business execs.

And, of course, an anthem by the Bouncing Souls, who drink beer and wear Adidas.

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Tax deform

Dave Schuler says we’re overdue for an overhaul of the tax system, but it’s not happening:

Axiom: no major reform (particularly in the tax system) takes place during campaign season.

Corollary: nowadays it’s always campaign season.

Ain’t that the truth.

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Forged mettle

The thing about automatic algorithms is that there’s no appeal: if the machine says you have sinned, it will demand penance, and you can’t do anything about it.

Bill Quick, for instance, ran afoul of eBay’s anti-counterfeiting efforts:

I offered a genuine Rolex watch bezel on sale at eBay a while back. Somebody reported me for violating eBay’s “anti-counterfeiting” policies. I was suspended for two weeks and my ad taken down. Even when I finally got to a human, all they said was, “Sorry, nothing we can do.”

“But it’s a genuine item.”

“If you use the word Rolex, you might be counterfeiting. You should post a picture showing the genuine Rolex markings.”

“I did.”

“Well, uh, sorry. Nothing we can do. And you have to take our online anti-counterfeiting course before your account will be reinstated.”

What are the chances that Rolex has an agreement with eBay to screw over the secondary market?

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A Volt a day

Well, almost. Serra Chevrolet in Southfield, Michigan — former home of American Motors, if I remember correctly — is moving about 25 Chevy Volts every month.

And oh, they do try hard:

The dealer trains each salesperson specifically on the Volt for at least 12 hours and encourages them to cross-sell the car to customers that come in looking for anything from an SUV to a midsize to a compact. To put a green point on the deal, about 15 percent of the dealer’s electric power is provided by two windmills located behind the building.

“You don’t want that big, hulking Suburban.”

I wonder if that’s ever actually worked.

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Down in the mouth

“Some pains are physical, and some pains are mental,” said Ogden Nash, “but the one that’s both is dental.” Still, there’s nothing to be gained by avoiding it.

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Messing with the Mavs

What kind of night was this? Scott Brooks actually put Russell Westbrook on Dirk for a few moments in the fourth quarter. (And Westbrook drew a charge, to Nowitzki’s visible annoyance.) It didn’t figure to be a blowout, though the Thunder did briefly lead by 16 in the second. Inside the last minute, Dallas was up 97-96; Kevin Durant drew a foul from Jason Terry and sank two free throws, Dirk’s dagger didn’t, and James Harden chipped in two more freebies, making it 100-97 at the 25-second mark. Jason Terry took a whole five seconds to lay it up; Harden got two more free throws to make it 102-99, and while Terry had a couple of good looks on that last possession, nothing would fall, and it’s 2-0 Thunder.

Dirk, as befits Dirk, had a game-high 31; the rest of the Mavs shot a blah 38 percent, and only five of 23 treys fell. (The Thunder dropped 5 of 16 from the next block.) Shawn Marion added 15 points; the Jasons had 23 between them. Dallas was outrebounded slightly, 37-35. The OKC secret weapon, though, was obviously the foul shot: the Thunder hit 37 of 39.

Before you ask: Durant missed those two. Still, despite another meh night from the floor (5-17), he cashed in 26 points, and Westbrook (10-21) had 29 more. There was a little more bench action tonight: Harden finished with 15, but Derek Fisher rose for 11, and Nick Collison might have had more than four had he not fouled out early in the fourth quarter.

So it’s off to Dallas on Thursday and Saturday. Can the Thunder shut down the Mavs? There’s only one way to find out.

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Even the good times are bad

Anyone who buys stuff like, say, food is already aware that prices are on the rise, but the Official Government Numbers don’t say so because it’s not in the best interest of the government to tell you how badly the currency has been debased.

John J. Ray explains how the spiral might start:

Suppose Romney is elected and fires all the Obama cronies running the EPA and other business-obstructing agencies. That suddenly gives everybody more confidence in doing business. So the banks start lending again and businesses with reserves start using their reserves to expand. The money starts flowing again. The velocity of circulation rises. There is now a greater demand for resources: both labour and capital goods. People might even start building new houses again. For a little while that greater demand for resources will be met from presently idled resources: Unemployed people will get employed and shuttered mines and manufacturing facilities will reopen. So everyone will be having a party.

But parties like that tend to feed on themselves and breed yet more optimism — and so the demand for resources will soon go beyond what can be met by reactivating idled resources. With the money now flowing again, prices will be bid up as everybody wants a piece of the action. And an expanded volume of money chasing a relatively fixed resource base can only lead in one direction — to price rises.

Now how likely is it that Romney’s actually going to clean house? I wouldn’t bet my stagnating life savings on it. At least the local housing market isn’t overloaded with inventory at the moment.

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Those were the days, and so forth

1979 catalog page from Victoria's SecretOff to the right is a much-reduced photo from a 1979 Victoria’s Secret catalogue, courtesy of Australian pop-culture archive Retrospace, which reprinted all the photos therefrom. It’s here because of this commentary:

Take me back to the days when, if you wanted to touch up a picture, you had to use an actual airbrush. The 1970s airbrushing looked good on the side of a van, but like shit when applied to a photograph.

Actually, I didn’t think it looked all that good on the side of a van, but no matter. This was an era when “skin looked like skin, not a high performance grade polyvinyl chloride,” and Photoshop was still nearly a decade away.

(Via Tim Blair.)

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Sharpish observation

Sonic’s Razor, usable in the evaluation of legislation:

Any law, rule or regulation that is (formally or informally) named after (a) some individual* adult** human, or (b) via an acronym that makes a dictionary-word, is presumptively a bad law that can be opposed without further information.

By “individual,” he means to exclude bills that carry the names of two persons, though maybe not:

“…it’s probably the case that most of these laws (McCain-Feingold, Dodd-Frank) are terrible too.”

And by specifying “adult”:

“…allowing exceptions for laws named after children due to some atrocity/accident, e.g. “Megan’s Law”, although those may be bad as well; I don’t have the knowledge let alone the stomach to look into it.”

In practice, this Razor may be somewhat less useful than it appears, not through any fault in its reasoning, but simply because of the nature of lawmaking today, which essentially guarantees a preponderance of bad laws. Legislators — to include, not incidentally, the unelected bureaucrats they created — fancy themselves to be programmers: everything is either a program enhancement or a bug fix. (A bug which goes perennially unfixed should be presumed to have been deemed a feature.) Since they aren’t actually programmers, though, they are invariably surprised when their new code yields new bugs.

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Strange search-engine queries (326)

Mondays wouldn’t be Mondays without a romp through the server logs in search of mockable material. Then again, as John Phillips says, “can’t trust that day,” and upwards of 50 times a year, we are afforded the opportunity to prove it.

how is diet fanta sweetened:  Like most such drinks, excessively.

somebody with no knee cap:  How about New NFL Action Barbie?

romantic movies about jerks:  Because, you know, the Healing Power of Love is supposed to make them less jerkish.

anime hot invisible girl wants to help:  How did you determine that she was hot?

hot bitch bra:  How did you determine that it was hot?

mitt romney sing backwards:  Oddly, it doesn’t sound any different.

what is a pink hotel a boutique and a swinging hot spot:  Daily Double: “Joni Mitchell made enough from ‘Big Yellow Taxi’ to buy these.”

all legs of sarah michelle gellar:  Far as I know, there are only two.

fluttershy sounds like marilyn monroe:  Although it would never occur to Fluttershy to put her hooves all over you.

ann coulter dirty and slutty in pantyhose:  Although it would never occur to Ann to put her hooves all over you.

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Government non-spending

Such a concept does exist, but it’s not always easy to find a real-life example.

Chris Casteel reports for the Oklahoman from Washington:

Each of the 435 House members receive an official allowance to hire staff, pay rent for their district offices, travel, send mail and buy office equipment and supplies. Personnel budgets are the same for all, but other categories can vary by a district’s size and its distance from Washington.

The Oklahomans’ allowances average $1.45 million. That does not include the salary of the House member, which is $174,000. House rules require that members personally reimburse any expenses that exceed the office allowances.

Not that this was a problem with Oklahoma’s House members, who not only didn’t spend all the allotted funds but returned the unused balance to the Treasury. The five of them — four Republicans, one Democrat — sent back more than $750,000 they didn’t need for operations.

This practice is certainly not confined to representatives of Soonerland. Rep. Tim Huelskamp (R-KS), who used up only 90 percent of his allowance, made this announcement on behalf of himself and several other GOP frosh:

“I think we need to send a message, and not to the American people — other than we’re serious about cutting spending. But I think it communicates the message to the president and all of the executive branch that it’s time to do more with less. We’re going to lead by example. Often times, members in Congress are usually saying, ‘Do as we say and not as we do’ — but in this case, we’re going to walk the walk and talk the talk.”

Not everyone, of course, can be expected to adhere to this philosophy. For instance: Rep. Jesse Jackson, Jr. (D-IL) apparently found enough money in his allowance to dispatch a check to Crazy Rod Blagojevich’s [redacted] Golden House of Senate Seats.

(Via The McCarville Report.)

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Endless summer is endless

The Beach Boys are pushing 70 now, except for David Marks, who was only 13 when he joined in 1962; he stayed through the first four albums, left, came back, left again, and is back once more. And it’s been twenty years since the last Beach Boys album that wasn’t a compilation of the old stuff.

Not that I care. It’s the Beach Boys, dammit:

And yes, it sounds a bit too “modern,” and there’s what I think is a hint of Auto-Tune here and there. I still don’t care. To Dave, Brian, Mike, Al and Bruce: thanks.

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Quote of the week

Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson, from his book Space Chronicles: Facing the Ultimate Frontier (New York: W. W. Norton, 2012), describing a meeting with the Mass Media:

On July 1, 2004, the Cassini spacecraft pulled into orbit around Saturn. There was nothing scientific about it, just pulling into orbit. Yet the Today show figured that was news enough to put the story in the first hour — not in the second hour, along with the recipes, but in the first 20 minutes. So they called me in. When I get there, everybody says, “Congratulations! What does this mean?” I tell them that it’s great, that we’re going to study Saturn and its moons. Matt Lauer wants to be hard-hitting, though, so he says, “But Dr. Tyson, this is a $3.3 billion mission. Given all the problems we have in the world today, how can you justify that expenditure?” So I say, “First of all, it’s $3.3 billion divided by 12. It’s a 12-year mission. Now we have the real number: less than $300 million a year. Hmmm … $300 million. Americans spend more than that per year on lip balm.”

At that moment, the camera shook. You could hear the stage and lighting people giggle. Matt had no rebuttal; he just stuttered and said, “Over to you, Katie.” When I exited the building, up came a round of applause from a group of bystanders who’d been watching the show. And they all held up their ChapSticks, saying, “We want to go to Saturn!”

It is not known definitively whether any of the audience wanted Lauer dispatched to Uranus.

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Platform shoo

Blogger vs. WordPress shows up all the time on Yahoo! Answers, and I try to answer based on what I think the asker’s criteria might be. If what they want, above all else, is Spending No Money, I send them to Blogger, on the basis that I don’t want to have to explain why might cost them a few bucks now and then, and a self-hosted WordPress will cost them quite a few more.

On the other hand, if the choice is between Blogger and a self-hosted WordPress, I need only point them to this presentation by local designers CooperHouse, which considers ten criteria, six of which favor WP, three Blogger, and one that’s a wash. (Disclosure: CooperHouse’s own site runs on WordPress, though it’s a custom design rather than a standard theme.)

On the question of search-engine optimization, they give the nod to Blogger, on the following not-unreasonable basis: “Google indexes Blogger within 24 hours; Google indexes WordPress within 4 weeks.” Inasmuch as Google owns Blogger, the stuff’s presumably right there for them to grab. On the other hand, I’ve beaten that 4-week period for WordPress by three weeks, six days, twenty-three hours and forty-six minutes, though I’m in no position to say whether this is at all typical.

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