What goes on here is a simple process: the visitor logs are examined, and any search strings that can be mocked, will be. It’s like a very slow, time-consuming version of Twitter.
population 57,000 oklahoma: That’s how many would be left if everyone who ran the red lights on Northwest Distressway between Pennsylvania and Belle Isle were immediately dispatched to the afterlife.
gulp-worthy: This time of year, almost anything that’s liquid and cold.
porn star runs for presiedncy [sic]: An example where work experience pays off, since part of the job is to ensure that certain classes of people get screwed.
how do you estimate cost of gas for 5,000 mile road trip: Divide 5000 by the car’s fuel consumption in miles per gallon. Multiply this figure by the current price of fuel. Then add 15 percent to allow for the fact that (1) you’ll be in no position to go bargain-hunting and (2) it’s summer and gas always goes up in summer.
iq differences between the sexes: Usually not pronounced, though experimental evidence suggests that as she gets more beautiful, he gets dumber.
dakota fanning panty photos: Not ’til she’s 18, ya perv.
what is the font for fox news: I never watch Fox News, but I’d guess Tragic Sans.
I hate Carly Foulkes: And so AT&T begins its campaign to engulf and devour T-Mobile.
what makes the grackle so nasty: I’ll have to ask Janet — um, Miss Jackson.
original nudists: Adam and Eve, of course, though they had no idea.
why was there not a scooby-doo pez dispenser: They were afraid people would try to stuff Scooby Snacks into them.
can you have a second job while working at walmart: You’ll probably need one, if you expect to buy expensive stuff like health insurance.