Even at your expense, if need be.
Out of my email this morning:
The following provision is being added to your PayPal Buyer Credit account agreement:
You agree that GE Money Bank and any other owner or servicer of your account may contact you about your account using any contact information or cell phone numbers you provide (whether previously provided or provided in the future).
You expressly agree to the use of any automatic telephone dialing system and/or artificial or prerecorded voice when contacting you, even if you are charged for the call under your phone plan.
The above provision will become part of your account agreement if you consent to the provision by (i) using your account more than 15 days after this notice is delivered to you or (ii) keeping your account open after March 15, 2009. If you do either of these things, we will conclude that you have consented to being contacted on your cell phone in this way. If you do not want to be contacted on your cell phone in this way, you may call us at 866-630-2763 at any time.
Conversely, you, GE Money Bank or any other owner or servicer of my account, agree that you are a bunch of meddlesome fools with delusions of grandeur, that there aren’t enough pegs in the world to mark how far you and your ilk need to be taken down, and that if you think I’m giving you my cell phone number for any reason, now or ever, you’ve obviously failed to take your meds for the last 72 hours and the voices have started speaking again, haven’t they? Haven’t they?