It’s time once again to see if anything in the week’s search logs will rustle our collective jimmies. (I admit, after doing this for over six years, my jimmies remain largely unrustled, but you can’t have everything.)
train travel from houston to tulsa: Rotsa ruck. As close as you’ll get is Oklahoma City and you’ll have to ride all the way to San Antonio to make the northbound connection. How are you at hopping freights?
sin tax failure: For instance, the tobacco tax, which brings in less money every year because there are fewer smokers, which wouldn’t be a problem except that there are various health agencies (so to speak) which rely on those revenues. Not that the agencies will declare victory and disband or anything.
uc santa cruz clothing optional campus: You wish. At least they don’t have a dress code.
twilight sparkle birthday: The only thing I know for certain is she’s old enough to drink cider.
dihydrogen monoxide oklahoma: Parts of the state are awash in the stuff; Oklahoma City has over a dozen square miles of it.
why do i feel like crap when the novocaine wears off: Funny thing about novocaine: it can’t be timed to last exactly as long as the pain it’s masking. Pop a painkiller and wash it down with a tall glass of dihydrogen monoxide.
forced sex free download website yahoo answer: I don’t know what’s sadder: that this guy is trying to hoover up smut on his ‘droid, or that he manifestly couldn’t find an elephant with a nosebleed in a snowstorm.
mercedes benz fragrance competitors: For instance, BMW’s “Eau de Roundel,” or Porsche’s 911 Turbo-inspired “Wallsmack.”
roll back odometer 2006 nissan armada: Shall we publish your IP address, so the buyer knows where to find you when he discovers the fraud?
You are damn smart: But mostly, I’m damn tired.