Time once more to descend upon the shore, scrape away the tar balls, and see if anything that merits any mirth has washed up from the server logs. (Hey, it could happen, right?)
miraculous bikini: It certainly always seemed so to me.
woman pestered by yobs: Well, yeah, that’s what yobs do. It’s in the job description, I’m sure.
does the transmission have an electronic brain: Sometimes I wonder if the driver has any kind of brain at all.
flirkin halle berry: Most of us have not been favored with the opportunity to see her flirk.
how to fix a hole in a cake: Just eat around it.
“dan rather” quote “those sons of bitches” mp3: Keep in mind that Dan Rather grew up in Texas, where sons of bitches are only slightly less common than hot July days.
proof of one’s wherabouts: These are called “alibis,” which are only slightly less common than hot July days.
hardassery: The state or condition of being hardassed. See also dumbassery.
Dakota Fanning/Hand amputee: For that, you get the finger. Guess which one.
good things about fallible memory: That’s funny, I don’t remember any.