Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree
Travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody’s looking for something…
“Danish Drivers Association”: Their task is made more difficult by the fact that a lot of the places you’ll stop for your morning coffee don’t have really good Danish.
bud bundy with a tail: Apparently Al was the first in a series of atavistic genetic throwbacks.
“Strategic leveragability”: Contemporary synonym for “We have no farging clue what we’re doing, but we’re doing it just the same.”
marginal enhancement: Contemporary synonym for “totally new.”
carly foulkes “not pretty”: None so blind as those who will not see.
proper way to wild open twoddle: I suspect a twoddle that’s open enough is pretty wild already.
exactly the same but totally different shirt: Congratulations, you’ve decoded the American Apparel business model.
help valleybrook suspended my license because they say i didn’t pay: Didn’t pay whom? The cop on the beat? The girl at the titty bar? (Come to think of it, that’s all there is in Valley Brook.)
how expensive was your trench coat: I had to crawl through two trenches in driving rain to get it.
what does the 1 2 3 by the shifter mean in my car: It means that you’re probably too dumb to own a car.