A simple scheme, yes, but one which occasionally produces actual results: we sift through the week’s logs, identify the search strings, and then convert them to comedy gold, or at least some pyrite derivative.
“basket of goodies” innuendo: Those of us who were fans of Little Red Riding Hood will not stand for this blaming-the-victim business.
transit “creeps & weirdos”: “And another gets on, and another gets on, another one rides the bus.” — Alfred Yankovic, 1980
Never trust ale from a god-fearing people: Surprisingly, this is not a Ferengi Rule of Acquisition.
angry scotsman ringtone: Unless the phone bounces out of your hand and onto a nearby rock, it’s not angry enough.
Evermore supplant prosaic lexemes with heteromorphic cognitions: Unless the phone bounces out of your hand and onto a nearby rock, it’s not heteromorphic enough.
where do fasolt and fasner live: They towed a double-wide onto the ruins of Valhalla.
does a mazda car have a solenoid manifest valve: Right next to the receptacle for the blinker fluid.
tulsa thinks it’s a big city: Well, maybe not compared to Shanghai, but it’s not exactly Hooterville either.
womens pole vault panty pics: This is not what Casey Kasem meant by “keep reaching for the stars.”
seeking women naturist sci fi geek: I suspect there are maybe two dozen such, and perhaps 5,000 guys after them.
marmoset knock you out: The biggest hit by LL Callitrichidae J.
nude women with anvil: Another glimpse into the dreams of Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire, who has a mansion and a yacht.
god drives a turbo buick sign: Well, God has been around since the Old Testament days, so I figure He’s in Buick’s target demographic.