What we do here once a week is to sift through the server logs, pull out anything that looks like it came from a search tool, and then hope desperately that there’s a punchline or two to be found. Usually there is.
maureen dowd love life: I’m sorry, you want the Science Fiction section, next aisle.
sexy legs crossing on c-span: It just hasn’t been the same since Condoleezza Rice left Washington.
hello i wanted to bid on your item but i couldn’t as it isn’t opened to overseas. could you exempt me from any buyers requirements. Please see ebay’s help to do it. regards: In fact, why don’t you just give me the damn item now and get it over with?
three deuces and a four speed 289: No, no, no. A 389. A 289 is some sort of Ford, isn’t it?
I have the spirit of an explorer: That’s some sort of Ford, isn’t it?
mr. clean sexist: How do you figure? At least the guy’s doing housework.
nude boys playing air guitar: They’re probably just warming up to do some housework.
chuck berry naked girl: “C’est la vie,” say the old folks.
“a graft of politicians”: This is, or ought to be, the standard collective noun. See also “a clutch of mechanics.”
how much do we hear: Um, did you say something?
women’s reproductive health drug “add comments”: Not a chance. There are times when it’s advisable to keep one’s mouth discreetly shut.