Besides, “My Little Penguin” sounded goofy

Dear Princess Celestia:

As you suggested, we are working up a properly pony-oriented Linux distro, which we are (sort of) naming after your faithful student:

Twili Linux

Hope all goes well at the Royal Wedding.

Your semi-reliable news gatherer, Dusty Sage (although Equestria Daily beat me to it).

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Would you look at that?

How to spot a denizen of Soonerland, according to a former resident: “he goes outside to watch for the funnel cloud.”

Which I have done. Then again, there’s a perfectly logical reason for that:

[Y]ou have to figure out if the tornado is near enough to go to the shelter … if you didn’t do this, you’d be spending half your time in the tornado shelter.

In April and May, perhaps 60 percent.

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We so silly

In the past few days, Rebecca Black has noted that going zip lining did not actually kill her, and displayed just a hint of hipsterism:

Tweet by Rebecca Black on the subject of bus stops

I can’t wait to see her reaction to this mess, about which a YouTube commenter said: “‘Friday’ by Rebecca Black sounds like Beethoven compared to this.” I posted it on Facebook yesterday and have already been defriended once.

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Quote of the week

While pointing out that the proposed Los Angeles-Las Vegas high-speed rail line can’t possibly draw as many customers as its proponents say, Coyote Blog’s Warren Meyer offers an offhand suggestion that might actually boost ridership:

If you really want to promote the train, forget shoveling tax money at it and pass a law that the TSA may not set up screening operations at its terminus.

Not that there’s a chance of this happening, but it’s advice more or less freely given.

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Not a small burro

Suzette tells the story:

I’m looking online for a pair of comfortable low-heeled pumps and I came across the Fitzwell Burrito. Doesn’t it sound like they are being sold by Mr. Haney?

Well, let’s see:

Burrito by Fitzwell

I don’t know. With that squared-off toe and two-inch heel, it seems more Pixley than Hooterville. Zappos doesn’t care: they’ll sell it to you for $79, and it won’t have to come by the Cannonball, either.

I can imagine, though, Mr Haney making a pitch like this:

Starting off the collection is a line of footwear designed with a gel insole that has been laboratory tested to withstand up to 1,000 lbs. of pressure to insure durability and that absorbs the shock from every step we take.

Prettier than a little red wagon going up a steep hill, it is.

Addendum: Because I felt like it, “A Day in the Life of Green Acres.”

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Purple update

Since arriving in this neighborhood in 2003, I have characterized its politics as purple: kinda red, but kinda blue, too. The Census introduced new precinct and legislative-district lines, and in anticipation of getting some fresh numbers this fall, I went out and gathered the precinct results in the Presidential primary, in which we had twelve candidates: seven Republicans, some of whom had “suspended” their candidacies before Super Tuesday, and five Democrats.

Not too surprisingly, Mitt “Mitt” Romney drew the largest number of votes, but at less than 37 percent, it’s not much of a mandate. Rick Santorum was a strong second; Newt Gingrich was third, Ron Paul fourth, and there was only one vote left for fifth.

Democratic turnout was a bit lower, perhaps because Democrats didn’t see much of a race going on. Barack Obama got just under three-fourths of the vote, which can be viewed as “Hey, darn near 75 percent,” or as “My gawd, who else was running?” Second place went to Jim Rogers, who also made a 2008 run for the Presidency, and third (by one vote) to Randall Terry, founder of Operation Rescue, who apparently had been a Republican this time last year. Terry won 18 percent of the statewide Democratic vote, a couple of points ahead of Rogers, technically enough to qualify for convention delegates, though the state party declines to seat them on procedural grounds.

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I will of course give him a 98

Two things you need to know about the late Dick Clark:

  • When American Bandstand moved to the Left Coast in 1964, Clark hung out his shingle as an independent producer. Actually, that was technically a figure of speech for about a dozen years; eventually, he rented office space on Sunset Boulevard and did, in fact, hang out a shingle. And the wording on that shingle was simply “dick clark productions,” all lower-case. The name remains unchanged today, though Clark retired from production in 2007 and sold the firm.
  • The above bit of seeming modesty was very much in keeping with Clark’s nature; he told Rolling Stone in the late 1980s that the main thing he’d learned from the payola scandal, thirty years before, in which he had quietly divested himself of all his music-industry holdings before the trials began, was this: “Protect your ass at all times.”

Someone asked me who was the definitive American Bandstand act. No question in my mind: Freddy Cannon, who showed up more than 100 times, and who recorded the theme song for Clark’s mid-Sixties offshoot, Where the Action Is. (If I remember correctly, that’s Leon Russell playing that piano lick.) “Action” came out on Warner Bros., though Cannon’s early hits were on Swan, a Philadelphia label which was rumored to have some vague connection to Dick Clark before the aforementioned scandals.

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And this isn’t even a portal

Yesterday I was treated to a rare non-treat: SiteMeter running backwards. Apparently there was one hour yesterday when I had -16 visitors.

Fortunately, I’ve seen SM anomalies before — I’ve been on there for thirteen years, after all — so I knew what was going on. There are two machines involved in every account: the one that records the actual visits, and the one that updates the front-end. The latter had gone south, and somewhere around Macon they discovered the issue and backed it up to Chattanooga or thereabouts. Number of visitors actually lost: apparently zero. However, 116 of them have exactly the same time stamp, which will make the reports look screwy for a while.

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Don’t stop

It’s late 1969, all kinds of noises are pouring through the dorm, and I’m visiting a guy down the hall with a niftier-than-average stereo rig: we’re talking honest-to-Ampex tape reels, zipping along at seven and a half inches per second. (My own music source, a clumsy drop-down autochanger from Monkey Ward, wouldn’t even be allowed in such a place.) “Try this,” he said, and handed me a set of headphones with cups the size of saucers. I strapped in, he hit the transport keys, and Dionne Warwick began singing into the middle of my head, instruments seemingly somewhere off in the void.

This persuaded me that my 45s were inadequate, and when finances permitted, I went out and got both volumes of her Golden Hits, in stereo of course. I cherish them to this day, though admittedly the CDs get played more often. And once in a while, something like this lands in my Recommended queue:

(From earlier this year.)

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Suns Hardened

With Phoenix up a dozen halfway through the first quarter, Thunder fans were readying their OHNONOTAGAIN thought balloons. Oklahoma City then ran off 16 points in a row, and as the Suns fans slid into the shade, James Harden made a run for the record book. He made it, too: 40 points, a career high, on 12-17 shooting (5-8 for three) and 11-11 from the line. Plus 26, if you count stuff like that. The Thunder, though, will simply cite the W: 109-97, making a 3-0 sweep against the Suns.

Not that this was a one-man show: Kevin Durant turned in a double-double with 29 points and 11 rebounds, and Kendrick Perkins pulled down nine boards while keeping Marcin Gortat off-balance. (Gortat outrebounded everyone, with 12, but was held to nine points on 2-13 shooting.) OKC shot a tolerable 45 percent, 6-16 on treys; but take Harden’s line out, and they went 1-8 from distance.

For some reason, Grant Hill drew a DNP-CD tonight: perhaps the Suns are saving him for tomorrow night against the Clippers. Jared Dudley paced Phoenix with 21 points; Steve Nash was good for 12 and five dimes. Robin Lopez led the bench with 11. The Suns, however, left nine points at the line, while OKC was hitting 31 of 34. (Dudley, 5-10, was the worst.)

And there were a lot of technicals, four on the frustrated Suns (including one on coach Alvin Gentry), and one on, um, what a surprise, Perk. For about the sixth time, it’s his 12th. (The Oklahoman’s Darnell Mayberry says he expects this one to be rescinded.)

Two and one on the road trip, with two to go: next comes Sacramento on Friday night. Admiral Ackbar already has his seat reserved.

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Citified public accounting

According to the Bureau of the Census, more than 80 percent of us now live in urban areas, and by “us,” they apparently mean “people who don’t live in Oklahoma,” since more than half of Soonerland’s population is rural by this definition.

Then again, this definition specifies, to qualify for true urbanity, a population of only 2500 — “for statistical inflation purposes,” insists the intrepid Brian J., last seen researching the teeming metropolis of Aurora, Missouri, population 7406. This metropolis, in fact, is teeming even more than Metropolis: the seat of Massac County, Illinois, population 6500 or so, an actual stopping point during World Tour ’05. I blame Lois Lane.

Trivial sidelight: There is a Lois Lane in Metropolis, extending eastbound from North Avenue, opposite the Masonic Cemetery. I told you she was dangerous.

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What crap through yonder email ooz’d?

It is Shakespearean Spam by Megan Anram. Just a brief sample:

my wife Desideminna was killed with a stab &and I tragically cannotget in her will which left me many of her possessions: moneyes, whitescarves, whiches bramble. Please help me live wi/out the brambles by donating your pence !

I’m sure you will be wanting Moor.

(Via another stirring Nancy Friedman linkfest.)

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Down easy

Reasoning that mortgage-interest rates are not going to drop much more, if at all, the city has a new plan to boost home ownership which concentrates on helping out with the down payment:

Qualifying Oklahoma City residents can receive assistance of up to $10,000 for making a down payment on a home in the city’s core as part of a program funded by the federal Housing and Urban Development Department. Those with incomes near or less than the area’s median income are eligible.

None of you exurban types need apply.

Additional qualifications: you have to have an actual lender willing to make you the loan, and you have to stay in the house for a minimum of five years. No flippers, no NINJAs. Says Teresa Smith of the city’s Planning Department: “What we’ve found is that, unless you have some skin in the game, you probably aren’t as good of a homeowner or investor.”

(If you read the NewsOK article linked above, you might want to stop before you get to the comments. In fact, this is true of almost any NewsOK article.)

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Preferred tilt

Maybe it’s just me, but I find this particular question risible:

Most objective and bias-free media outlets? (Does one exist? XD)?

Hi, my ip address was banned by CNN for speaking the truth. I am now looking for a bias-free news outlet. Any recommendations?

Now what are the chances his definition of “bias-free” is “agrees with me”? I mean, you have to be pretty damned bilious to get yourself banned by the likes of CNN. (And “speaking the truth” in a comment section of a news site, I suspect, equals “posting endless strands of copypasta.”)

And come to think of it, if there existed a site that agreed with him in every particular, what on earth would be the point in contributing to it? Is the echo chamber not loud enough or something?

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Let there be frivolity

I’m on a sort-of-strict budget these days, but with a bit of squeezing here and there, I can come up with a few cents for a treat now and then, which is not in the least bit objectionable:

[Y]ou shouldn’t always judge “frivolous” purchases. Neither my brother nor I grew up to be spendthrifts (despite the fact that I now wonder at the fact that I was willing to mow the near-acre of lawn — with a regular, walk-behind mower, not a lawn tractor — for $2.50, and then spend that money on stuff.) But I think, if the budget allows, the occasional “frivolous” purchase is good. For one thing, frivolity is fun. Without frivolity, we might as all wear black and grey all the time and farm rocks. And for another — spending money frivolously, I think, maybe reminds us (or at least, it reminds me) of the limitations of money. And that being grasping and tight and always worrying about money isn’t necessarily healthy either (as compared to throwing money away).

My first reaction to that was “Hmmm, why was I mowing for seventy-five cents?” (Well, it was about 15 years earlier, and the lots were lots smaller.) But on my second reading, what jumped out at me was that business about wearing black and grey all the time and farming rocks. Now where have I heard that?

Pinkie Pie as a filly and rock farmerMy sisters and I were raised on a rock farm outside of Ponyville. We spent our days working the fields. There was no talking. There was no smiling. [sigh] There were only rocks. We were in the south field, preparing to rotate the rocks to the east field when all of a sudden… I never felt joy like that before. It felt so good I just wanted to keep smiling forever. And I wanted everyone I knew to smile too, but rainbows don’t come along that often. I wondered, how else could I create some smiles?

And as we all know, that’s how Equestria was made.

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This is not my first pretty pony

To celebrate Liz Phair’s 45th birthday, here’s a picture of Liz Phair from about a year and a half ago:

Liz Phair circa 2010

The title, incidentally, is not a reference to that oft-discussed (here, anyway) pony show, but a line from “Bollywood,” a savage satire on The Industry, from her 2010 album Funstyle.

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