Spring is sprung, fall has fell; it’s Monday morning and here come a bunch of weird search strings from the past seven days, some of which I hope are funny as hell.
tetrodotoxin bmw: That’s all we need: zombies driving Bimmers.
neon green shirt victoria’s secret: I’m pretty sure that if Victoria’s wearing something neon green, it’s not at all a secret.
defending yourself by extortion nj: Keeps down the legal fees. If you don’t believe me, ask Tony Soprano.
billboard of Jesus on Classen Blvd: Unless He’s holding a milk bottle, nobody’s seen it.
food web examples for the west of the pecos: Judge Roy Bean Casserole comes immediately to mind.
what does a transmission does it hold the miles: What is this I don’t even…
saturn weed what side efects do yougetcwoth this weed: Typing impairment, evidently.
“the green weenie on your plate”: I admit, the idea of some kid dressing as Ed Begley Jr. for Halloween is pretty scary.
japanese cars in america history: Contrary to popular belief, George Washington did not cross the Delaware in a Toyota Land Cruiser.
Joe tex sexist: Why? Because he ain’t gonna bump no more with no big fat woman?
mr clean sexist: Why? Because he’d rather bump with Joe Tex?
you broke my heart into 8 bits: And then you put a hex on me, which was twice as bad.