In this weekly feature, we examine the search strings found in URLs referring to this site, and hope we find some worthy of snark, because otherwise I’ve just read four thousand log entries without finding anything usable as content. The only other phenomenon that comes close to this degree of disgruntlement is watching political coverage on television.
adverb litter: Now pick up those adverbs, and I mean immediately.
surrealist meme dimension dada you offer a hot dog: The raccoons have already eaten the corn. Where were you?
she-had-polio, floppy: Making fun of her won’t help.
effects of krispy kreme: A broadening of your experiences, particularly those in the general vicinity of your waistline.
pry me a river: Pried the whole night through, did you?
gary lord hydrogen: His second cousin, once removed, is the Duke of Boron.
what’s going in at 150th and Penn in Oklahoma City? Hint: it’s not an improved traffic-control system.
sell 2007 ford mercy hail damage: Body shops are legendarily merciless. No wonder you’re selling.
how is climate change detected: In hindsight, when someone says “Jebus, it’s hot,” and then inexplicably continues to breathe.
did barack obama say if people break their hips they can just die: He did not say that. Though he might make an exception for Paul Ryan.
dixie whatley husker du: Dü-dah, dü-dah; Dixie Whatley Hüsker Dü, all the dü-dah day.