This feature dates back to the fall of 2005, and will probably keep appearing so long as I’m still alive and people keep showing up in the server logs looking for weird stuff. So far, I’ve seen no indication that either of these conditions is about to change drastically.
Freak Scoring Machine FOR TRADE: How are freaks scored, anyway? Does it require a blade? Or is this a quantitative thing, as with, say, Rick James’ “Super Freak”?
i feel damn badly: No. You feel “damn bad.” If you actually felt “damn badly,” it would imply that your sensory apparatus (touch subsystem) was malfunctioning.
dash off: commentary pony: Wouldn’t surprise me. Twilight Sparkle, voluble as she is, would be far more likely to offer commentary than Rainbow Dash.
how did infinti maintain its loyal customers: By canny recognition of the fact that Infiniti owners don’t want to be treated like they’re running around in Nissans fercrissake.
too attractive work: Never been accused of that before.
who goes first at a four way stop nc: From what little driving I’ve done in North Carolina, I’d say it’s the other one.
does cuttlefish expire: The fish expired long before you gave it to your parrot, which may also be pining for the fjords.
did anyone ever drive into tinker air force base, break through fences and get a dui: If someone did, he’s lucky if all he got was a DUI.
i always blow all my winnings: So you won’t mind if I bought a ticket on your behalf on this goat being raffled off?
is pantyhose becommon for men: I should behope not.