Valentine’s Day, or as I call it “Five Dozen Years of Solitude,” is finally over with, so now it’s time to get back to work on these search strings.
fiorina sucks: Well, that explains that whole happy-marriage thing.
feminine pulchritude: As does that.
newton’s second law of motion is expressed as f = ma. a lawn mower is pushed over a length of grass. if the pushing force suddenly doubles what will happen to the lawn mower’s rate of acceleration? It will decrease markedly once you get to that thick patch of weeds over there where the sewer line is leaking.
alexis has multiple personality disorder. when one of her personalities: Comes up with the idea to destroy all the others, which can be hard on a person.
in kelo v. city of new london, conn., where the city forced people to sell their houses so there could be a new large project build, the supreme court held that the forced sale: Would utterly delight Donald Trump.
“ways to” “persuasively” towel: I don’t think I’ve ever been persuasively toweled, but I’m certainly willing to give it a chance.
reluctant naked: Perhaps this towel will persuade you.
sultry normally: This describes Lauren Bacall, and hardly anyone else.
quadruple anal: Oh, like we didn’t have enough assholes around here already.
windows couldn’t finish installing updates: Also known as “Tuesday.”
ted nugent cookbook: Probably not your first choice for stir-fried veggies.
does mrs butterworth syrup go bad: There was that one weekend in the Log Cabin, but she will not speak of it.
is dreamhost down: If it is, how are you reading this?