Well, if it’s Monday morning, it must be time for SSEQ. (It has been for the past decade, give or take a few weeks.) If you’ve somehow managed to miss this feature, it’s easily explained: a lot of traffic comes from the major search engines, a little bit more from the minor ones, and sometimes they’re looking for things which make perfect sense. Those aren’t the ones that appear here.
is pure nudism illegal: I’m not even sure if it’s pure.
badge aztek hack: You can hack the badge any way you like, but everyone will still know you’re driving an Aztek.
in the following scenario, which maxim is not being observed? david: so we climbed behind the waterfall, and there was this huge cave. it was amazing! zooey: that cloud looks like a bunny. david: what? That’s funny, I don’t remember ever seeing Zooey in Maxim, and surely I’d remember something like that.
“high performance, delivery” “upskirt”: Standards for wank material acquisition? Unpossible!
conjoined fanfiction: Is this Rule 34 or 68?
why she stopped loving me: She found out you were reading Siamese-twin porn.
pantyhose diaper tumblr: Well, at least it isn’t Siamese-twin porn.
willie worker put in 42 hours last week at the widget factory. his base pay is $8.00 per hour and he gets time-and-a-half for any hours beyond 40: And then they raised the minimum wage to $15 and replaced Willie with a Widgetization Module™.
achocolic: Drunk surfing at its finest.
bite me urban dictionary: And what did they ever do to you?
how much does berkelium cost: Considering that world production in the last half-century is only a couple of grams, I think we can safely say that if you have to ask, you can’t afford it.
bialystock and bloom political consultants: Best remembered for the song “Springtime for Donald.”
who gets a 1099: You get a 1099! And you get a 1099! Everybody gets a 1099!
swiftonsecurity doxxed: Cortana, even as we speak, is dealing with the attempted “doxxer.” It will not be pretty when it’s over.
Addendum: I made reference to this last item yesterday, and got this for my trouble:
It's "doxed" not "doxxed"https://t.co/zZkePe5X5u
— ((David Kikesburg)) (@KikesburgDavid) June 12, 2016
Hey, that’s what was asked for, and I gotta type ’em the way I see ’em. (The presumably pseudonymous Mr Kikesburg’s main purpose in life, judging by his timeline, is to object to that double X. Then again, I’ve seen worse.)