And not entirely out of reach, either:
MY LITTLE PONY: THE MOVIE MY MAGICAL PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE Figure
(Ages 3 years & up/Approx. Retail Price: $129.99/Available: Fall 2017)
Discover the magic of friendship with the interactive MY MAGICAL PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE figure, a pony with Pegasus wings and a unicorn horn that lights up! While interacting with her, she can move her head and hoof, say 90+ phrases, and light up her horn. Fans can press the star button on her hoof to hear her talk about spells, tales of friendship, stories or songs. She has poseable legs so kids can help her sit or stand and has moving wings. Princess Twilight Sparkle also has a beautiful mane and tail and a tiara to complete her look. Requires 4 C batteries, not included. Available at most major retailers and on HasbroToyShop.com.
My current Twilight simulacrum says maybe six things and cost — well, never you mind what she cost.