Bush league at best

When the Knights who say “Ni!” gave out with “We want … a shrubbery!” I’m pretty sure this is not what they wanted it for:

An 81-year-old Connecticut man has been accused of performing a sex act with some shrubbery, according to reports.

Police told the Connecticut Post they arrested the Stratford man Monday after a neighbor showed them a video he took of the naked man in the bushes outside his home.

Perhaps he was tipped off by a bustle in his hedgerow.

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