The following is a meme. So far as I can tell, it was derived by the Incurable Insomniac; I am putting it here instead of on the blog because some of these questions require me to be slightly less flippant than usual. Not that I expect to be deadly serious for an entire page, of course.
What has surprised you most about your life as an adult?
My life would be easier if...
My secret vice?
What part of your appearance are you most happy with? You'd have to amend that from "most happy" to "least unhappy," since I have never been particularly fond of the way I look. On the other hand, carrying a few extra pounds seems to have kept down the wrinkles. (Not that I recommend this method to anyone.) And unlike most guys not actually suffering from weird pituitary malfunctions, I sometimes wish I were a couple of inches shorter, if only to simplify the task of ducking down into an automobile. That said, my level of body acceptance is not especially low: were it so, I'd have to go to a lot more trouble to avoid mirrors.
The most important question in the world right now?