The Ann Coulter/Dawn Eden Dichotomy

According to Gawker, the New York Observer's George Gurley, too long away from first love Ann Coulter, is now seriously smitten with Dawn Eden. If you, Gentle Reader, come upon this and think, "Hmpf. Another right-wing chick. Big whoop," please be advised that there are Meaningful Differences, some easily discerned, others less so. (You don't have to thank me now.)
Ann CoulterDawn Eden
Market positioning Lanky Loudmouth Petite Powerhouse
Approximate height Over five-three Under five-three
In a department store, where you'd shop for her face