The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

21 December 2002

From the Teachers' Handbook

Chapter 12, Section D, Paragraph 5-7b:

Do not attempt to wake a sleeping student by lobbing a Koosh Ball in his/her general direction. If you miss, you look foolish; if you hit, you get sued.

And in either case, you will probably not get your Koosh Ball back.

(Via Fark)

Posted at 2:55 AM to Almost Yogurt