The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

5 February 2005

You could call it product placement

This chap in Tulsa is willing to change his name if the price is right.

John Cox is hoping some corporation will kick in $75k or more for him to change his first name legally — although he'd rather it wasn't Fannie Mae.

And, well, you have to figure no private individual is likely to fork over that much money to stick him with a name like "Enormous" or "Turgid," either.

Posted at 1:47 PM to Soonerland


Or, even "Flaccid"....

Posted by: unimpressed at 2:10 PM on 5 February 2005

perhaps, "Tumescence"....

Posted by: paulsmos at 2:44 PM on 5 February 2005

"Anna Marie" -- wait, that's already taken...

Posted by: McGehee at 3:07 PM on 5 February 2005

I don't know. I think I would double the price if it was "Betty Crocker."

Posted by: Mike Sw at 9:37 PM on 5 February 2005