The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

16 June 2005

Scary juxtaposition

In the tradition of innovation that has marked since its inception (okay, quit laughing, dammit), here's a Caption Contest that's all text.

From this evening on BlogShares:

Screen shot

Keep it at least semi-clean, wouldja please?

Posted at 7:05 PM to Blogorrhea

I didn't want to just ignore your call for captions...but I have nothing witty to provide.

So...I'll take the opportunity to declare my undying love for Ms. Coulter.

Posted by: Don at 1:35 AM on 17 June 2005

Lileks, I AM your father...uh, mother,...uh whos yo daddy?..uh... vote for

(dang dang dang dang dang DANG!! I just can't do it)

Posted by: Dwayne "the canoe Guy" at 8:44 AM on 17 June 2005

With those legs, I'd say that position makes perfect sense.

Posted by: McGehee at 10:29 AM on 17 June 2005

Coulter's frothy right-wing meringue pairs nicely atop Lileks' tart spleen custard to constitute a perfect neo-con pie.

/Got nothin'

Posted by: Dan at 10:46 AM on 17 June 2005

I'm imagining a list more like this:

729. Ann Coulter
730. Don Danz
731. Laura Ingraham

Is that wrong?

Posted by: Don at 1:31 PM on 17 June 2005

"Hey, Rudy, we need a Danz Sandwich on 8!"

Posted by: CGHill at 2:39 PM on 17 June 2005