The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

23 September 2005

You can't get here from there

Greg Hlatky's Houston evacuation routes:

  1. Yankees use I-45 North to Dallas
  2. Hispanics use I-10 West to San Antonio
  3. Cajuns use I-10 East to Lafayette
  4. Rednecks use US 59 to Deep East Texas
  5. Tea-sips use US 290 to Austin
  6. Aggies use I-610 Loop

Um, two lumps, please.

Posted at 7:38 PM to Listing to One Side


Hugely generalized... but... I kind of buy it. Heh.

Posted by: aldahlia at 9:47 PM on 23 September 2005

Thanks! After a helluva week, I needed a good chuckle to get my football weekend cranked, and voila, you came through.

Posted by: Winston at 6:30 AM on 24 September 2005

Heh. And the Mexican nationals actually did go I-10W to I35-S all the way to Nuevo Laredo. Interesting reversal.

Posted by: Dan at 4:19 PM on 24 September 2005