The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

27 September 2005

Bring on the dancing girls

Remind me not to be hanging around the exits when this happens:

Tryouts for the 2005-06 New Orleans/Oklahoma City Honeybees Dance Team will be held on Sunday, October 9 at the Cox Business Services Convention Center in Oklahoma City.

Registration will begin at 8:00 a.m., with tryouts beginning promptly at 9:00 a.m. (NOTE: Auditions will begin at 9 a.m. SHARP. No one will be allowed in the building after that) Applicants must be 18 years of age or older by October 9, 2005 (NO EXCEPTIONS) with a high school diploma in order to audition.

Applicants in top physical condition are preferred. Appropriate dance attire is required which consists of:

  • A black half top that shows midriff
  • Black shorts or trunks (no pants)
  • Dance or athletic sneakers
  • Flesh colored tights
  • "Performance Ready" hair and make-up (no ponytails).

I'm sure there's a formal definition for "performance ready," but truth be told, I'm much happier thinking up one on my own.

Posted at 6:12 AM to Net Proceeds