The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

14 February 2006

Don't touch my sausage

A suspiciously-timely survey by the Smell and Taste Treatment and Research Foundation (and who knew we had one of those?) with the assistance of Domino's Pizza says that it's possible to predict a couple's compatibility by their pizza toppings:

[T]hose who prefer more non-traditional topping combinations, such as pineapple and onion, are most romantically compatible with people who prefer similar non-traditional toppings.

If you prefer traditional single-meat toppings like pepperoni, your ideal match is a person who likes a pizza loaded with meat toppings — someone who is extroverted.

The survey said those who prefer multiple vegetable toppings tend to be introverted and that people who don't like or want any toppings are a mystery.

Or perhaps they're just cheesy.

Inasmuch as Domino's is reportedly involved with this survey, I'm wondering why they didn't pose the question I'd most like answered: "Will she come in 30 minutes or less?"

(Via Fark.)

Posted at 11:08 AM to Table for One , Worth a Fork


I like my pizza with meatballs!

Posted by: Donna at 2:36 PM on 14 February 2006

Donna, do you mean Mike Stivic? :)

Posted by: unimpressed at 4:09 PM on 14 February 2006

(Sorry, that was meatHead.) :)

Posted by: unimpressed at 4:10 PM on 14 February 2006

Double pepperoni, thin crust, thank you very much...

Posted by: Winston at 4:28 PM on 15 February 2006

All meat pizza if what i prefer and well with some cheese on it as well

Posted by: spurwing plover at 11:06 AM on 20 February 2006