The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

2 April 2006

Strange search-engine queries (10)

As the phrase goes, all you gotta do is ask, and these people did.

how much is a tire rotation?  360 degrees.

real estate appraisal song:  How about Graham Nash? "Our house / Is a very, very, very fine house ...."

what's coming to 56th & pendleton pike:  Probably Starbucks. God knows they're everywhere else.

dating less educated men:  If this actually happened, I wouldn't be home now.

donnaville height:  528 feet above sea level, not counting Donna herself.

dan blocker nudist:  Fercrissake, Hoss, put some pants on!

ford creates vehicle that runs on urine:  This would be the Excretion SUV, which should reach showrooms in the fall of 2009.

photos of exaggerated breast augmentation:  If they're augmented, aren't they exaggerated by definition?

no emails to find women in oklahoma city:  If you really want to find them, it's going to take more than just email.

doug funny and party mayonnaise:  I'm having a whole lot of trouble with this idea of "party mayonnaise." Is that like Silly String?

what's a grecian urn:  Now that the drachma is obsolete, about 17,600 euros.

condi rice has nice legs!  Yeah, so?

Posted at 5:10 AM to You Asked For It


Excretion SUV

hehehehehe

They were all good.

Visiting from over at the Daily Bitch, but you probably already knew that.

Posted by: DeeJay at 9:14 AM on 2 April 2006

dan blocker nudist: Fercrissake, Hoss, put some pants on!

What do you expect, if people insist on calling him Hoss?

Posted by: McGehee at 9:45 AM on 2 April 2006

ford creates vehicle that runs on urine: This would be the Excretion SUV, which should reach showrooms in the fall of 2009.

Returning to the old slogan "Quality is Job #1"?

Posted by: McGehee at 9:46 AM on 2 April 2006

donnaville height? Depends on their screen resolution :-) Someone emailed me once telling me a visitor came to their web site with the search term: Donna Donnaville shoe size. Ei yi yi yi! If they only knew!

Posted by: Donna at 10:08 AM on 2 April 2006

You may know this already, but your Mayonnaise seeker misspelled "Patty," and was looking for info on this show.

Posted by: Matt at 10:21 AM on 2 April 2006

"what's a grecian urn"

*snicker*

Posted by: aka_monty at 12:28 PM on 2 April 2006

You've outdone yourself (and everybody else on the Net too), Hill. That's good stuff.

Posted by: John Salmon at 10:23 PM on 2 April 2006