The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

13 April 2006

NAFTA, schmafta

Wild Bill suggests a proactive immigration solution:

I figure if you can't beat em, join em! Hell we don't really have borders anymore, we are just one big nation. We can call our new nation Amerexanada.

Six syllables? This doesn't play well on the world stage. I suspect that Czechoslovakia split in two just to avoid having to pronounce all those phonemes.

Then again, I live in Oklahoma City.

Bill also has a Pledge:

I pledge allegiance to the flag
Of Amerexanada
And to our nation
For which we capitulated
Three nations, joined together
Moving closer to socialism for all.

Oh, here's that flag.

Posted at 6:11 AM to Political Science Fiction

Thanks for the link. I now have a translation of the pledge for our illegal brothers from the south.

Posted by: Wild Bill at 7:06 PM on 13 April 2006