The Nazgul going NASCAR
You can be a hobbit and still be a redneck. Possible indications:
- You've got a bow rack on the back of your haywain.
- The trailer park where you live is situated in the Dead Marshes.
- Saruman refused to use you as breeding stock.
- You're the wiseguy who sneaked out in the dead of night to affix the bumpersticker that reads "I Brake for Balrogs" on the back of Gandalf's cart.
- You use the mirror of Galadriel as a spittoon.
- You ask the singing Elves at Rivendell if they know any Merle Haggard.
- An Ent tried to stomp you even AFTER he heard you talking.
This will no doubt get me barred from the Shire.
Posted at 8:15 PM to Bogus History