27 April 2006
Meet Jeanne Doe
Deer use your landscaping as a salad bar only in blue states, says Farmer Flick:
Generally, in the South you don't get deer eating your landscaping. Because when there's an overpopulation of whitetail, the PETA folks don't protest while the rest of us buy a hunting license and demonstrate a little darwinism on 'em.
I should point out (although it's likely unnecessary to do so) that the last time I saw Bambi, I was rooting for Godzilla.Posted at 10:59 AM to Dyssynergy