22 June 2006
Covering your baseness
Advice from the Universal Donor:
Don't write anything that reveals how small-minded, ignorant or bigoted you are it will come back and bite you on the ass if you ever pursue a career in politics. You have two options for your racist diatribes:
- Write stuff like that in a special pink diary with a heart-shaped golden clasp that you can lock with a special key (also heart-shaped) that goes on a delicate chain around your neck. Keep the diary itself under your pillow. Once a week, try spritzing it with your favorite perfume to keep it smelling fresh!
- Create a special other web page under a pseudonym. If you can't think of a good pseudonym for your alter ego, consult the chart in the footnote below.
Here's the chart. Take a first name from Column A and a last name from Column B:
Posted at 10:42 AM to Blogorrhea
That's cute, but "spanner" works better for British PM's than Anerican Presidents.
Don't write anything that reveals how small-minded, ignorant or bigoted you are...
He has some misplaced confidence. In today's world, anything one writes that doesn't reveal such about one, can nevertheless be presented in such manner as to make one appear to have revealed far worse.
So I say, "screw 'em."
I have to believe that our old friend Chisel A. Arthur would agree.