24 July 2006
Strange search-engine queries (25 or 6 to 4)
mbna and chase are the same: Um, no, they're not. MBNA and Bank of America are the same. The determination of individual degrees of suckage is left as an exercise for the student.
"mary fallin" topless: I assume both point to the right.
"you have breasts" traduction: "Haminahamina" works in most Western languages.
do men really expect women to get a bikini wax: I don't even expect them to call.
does mitsubishi galant have problems with racket pin steering: If it's making a racket, you've got problems.
"deborah gibson" was reported to receive playboy: Wasn't it enough that they paid her to pose?
nice ASCII: Er, uh, thanks.
wolverine urine: Keeps squirrels and similar pests away. (Frighteningly, I am #1 in this search.)
penis monologue: Little prick never would shut up.
george steinbrenner darth vader: Steinbrenner is the one who doesn't sound like James Earl Jones.
rosario dawson's cans: Kept on a tidy shelf.
what did noah do with the woodpeckers: Regrettably, he didn't feed them the mosquitoes.
"mr. right" "how soon do you know": Usually when it's too late.
gorgeous tall women unclothed: If I knew any, I wouldn't have time to post this, would I?
positive id required ok to deposit rebate check in the atm: Absolutely. Hold up your driver's license to the glass.Posted at 8:35 AM to You Asked For It