Time once more to sort through a week’s worth of Googlers and Bingers and whatever and find something, anything, to make Monday morning bearable.
“verb that noun”: What the adjective noun are you verbing about?
“can i just remind you to bite me”: Maybe, but you really should work up a calendar entry, just in case.
how many demerit points lost if you crowd the driver’s seat: It varies. Did you also crowd the examiner’s seat?
there’s a spammer on your aim: Let’s say he makes a credible target.
oklahoma city roman numerals downtown: Your best bet will be somewhere south of VIth Street.
sarcastic wit vs clown wit: You need them both. Otherwise, you’re just a half-wit.
I want to webcam chat with naked grownups: Sure you do, Mr. Special Agent, sir.
Avon’s Marketing Strategy compared to ESPN’s: Forever apart, unless someone develops a beer that contains moisturizer.
bud light urea: Well, at least it isn’t moisturizer.
vedio white lady faulking in the pool: Some of us don’t tolerate faulks like that.
“newspaper dress” “saint paul”: Be sure to Pioneer Press before wearing.
charles hill okc suicide: Why doesn’t anybody tell me these things?
“amputee whore”: You’ve really got to hand it to her, so to speak.
Obligatory Rule 34 item: classic bulb enema pictures.