Cleveland urologist Dr. Stephen Jones has noted a 50 percent increase in recent years in vasectomies performed a day or two before the start of the NCAA men’s tournament.
That’s a lot of slicing and dicing.
You can imagine the dialogue, first between the dude and his woman:
“Honey, doc says I gotta take it easy for a couple of days. I’ll be back to normal after the weekend.”
Or this one with the boss:
“Sorry, I’ll be out Thursday and Friday. Surgical procedure. Nothing big. No, I’ll be laid up, and it probably will be better if I start up fresh on Monday, Okay?
If this be March Madness, make the most of it.
And anyway, the way this year’s tournament is going, some of these guys are gonna want an extra ice pack for their badly-damaged brackets.
(Via Coyote Blog.)