Something like this is what we’re looking for:
I already turned in my census. I felt slightly dizzy and disoriented afterward. I was proud to fill it out for the first time. I still lived at home with my parents in 2000.
I asked my husband if he’d like to be Person 1 or if I could be. I could not believe how much he didn’t care. It was the same kind of indifference he gave about who would bring in the mail. Some people just don’t know what exciting is.
Yeah, but the ones that do insist on being Person 1.