You make the call:
Girl A“I’m so happy to be with my new boyfriend.”
Girl B“That’s great, I’m so happy for you. How do you know this one is different?”
Girl A“Well, he says hi to my parents and my ex never did, and he doesn’t even deal drugs anymore.”
Girl B“He sounds great.”
1) Some women don’t feel that they are worthy enough to strive for the best guy so they settle for someone subpar, or 2) our standards have just dropped altogether and our new definition of a “great guy” only consists of someone who is capable of saying hi to the family and doesn’t deal drugs.
I have to wonder, though, just what sort of douchebag Girl A had been dating before she met up with Mr. Wonderful here.
Aside: Firefox’s spellchecker thinks “douchebag” ought to be two words, or hyphenated. What a great spellchecker.