Strange search-engine queries (136)

Did you think that my moving to a whole ‘nother platform was going to keep the wackos from dialing in with their weird requests? Neither did I.

“not a ceiling fan”: Well, that narrows it down a bit.

How long would it take to scale the exterior of the Empire State Building wearing nothing but a spandex codpiece and suction cups: Not all that long, compared to the jail sentence that would inevitably follow.

as a girl in nyc do you recommend getting an infiniti g35 coupe? I’m not a girl in NYC, but I’d like to have one. The G35, I mean.

women tolerating minor deficiencies in men: We are none of us perfect, though some of us are less perfect than others.

asphalt like goop on my tailgate: Wasn’t that a Brad Paisley B-side?

where is thrall position sensor located on a bravada oldsmobile: My daughter used to own a Bravada, and if we were in it, I never sensed any thrall at all.

could women take nine inches penis: Take it where? The day spa?

adult male in swim speedo bikinis with boner: No trip to the day spa for you, Bunkie.

rainfall in rainforests: Hence the name.

data entry jobs in oklahoma city who pays 55k: You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one.

1 comment

  1. McGehee »

    8 September 2008 · 8:39 am

    “not a ceiling fan”: — Well, I don’t know if I’d call myself a fan either, but I do believe ceilings are practical and often necessary.

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