Strange search-engine queries (219)

Time for another round of “What’s lurking in the referrer logs?” (Disclosure: None of the funding for collecting this data was spent at strip clubs.)

g “not for use as pants”:  It’s the wrong shape, g is. Try a W.

waiting injection panties:  I suspect the injection may not go entirely smoothly, IYKWIMAITYD. (Notice: no g.)

where in the hell can i find power seat motor for 86 cutlass:  Have you tried the frickin’ junkyard?

child of dust bury microphones alive:  I’ve wanted to bury a few microphones in my day, and occasionally the persons behind them.

a year old expired yogurt as mask:  What is this, a community-theatre version of A Nightmare on Elm Street?

are new cars driver seat too small:  No. The driver himself has too big a seat.

I’m scared to try out for the Brandywiners:  What you need is some confidence — and a couple sips of brandy.

unclad greeters at MOMA:  They keep those museums pretty cold, too.

“Sophia Loren” “sneezing dress”:  A style for every purpose, and a purpose for every style, I always say.

lee’s summit dairy queen Klan:  No chocolate-dipped cone for you, Hoodsie.

“yogi bear is gay”:  Well, maybe gayer than the average bear.

need cock for my wife in sallisaw:  Not my idea of a great trade, but hey…

“aisha tyler” “well hung”  Either this guy has his terms confused, or this is the surprise of the decade. Your call:

Aisha Tyler


  1. McGehee »

    12 April 2010 · 9:23 am

    I’m sure La Loren would never wear a windbreaker.

  2. fillyjonk »

    12 April 2010 · 10:09 am

    I thought it was Huckleberry Hound who was supposed to be gay.

  3. CGHill »

    12 April 2010 · 10:17 am

    For what it’s worth, my money’s on Snagglepuss. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

    [Exit, stage left.]

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