There’s a zombie on your lawn, and the nearest sunflower is somewhere in deepest Kansas. What steps do you take?
Answer: Doesn’t matter, so long as you’re wearing these:
These are the Psychobilly “Zombie Stomper” platforms from Iron Fist, which despite their meaty appearance are described as “vegan.” (Must be the rather green, um, fleshtones.) Cheap and silly, not necessarily in that order; I would love to see E. M. Zanotti in these.