Outlook not so good

Not coming soon to a theater near you: Magic 8-Ball: The Movie.

An unfortunate side effect of a scientific experiment: the Magic 8-Ball grows to astonishing proportions, and when a warehouse door is left open, the ball rolls away, continues to grow, and flattens entire towns in its wake.

Of course, if you happen to be in proximity to the ball, you can ask if your town is next, and you will get an answer. By the time you finish reading it, though, you’ll be a smear on the landscape.

(Idea cribbed from Dawn Summers.)


  1. Dawn Summers »

    1 May 2010 · 8:59 pm

    hahaha…we need an agent! Let’s make this happen. “Magic 8 Ball 2”

  2. Brian J. »

    2 May 2010 · 8:17 am

    No, no. The Magic Eight Ball is possessed by demons and uses its answers to manipulate the users into bringing about Hell On Earth.

  3. narciso »

    2 May 2010 · 10:50 am

    This is clearly a sign of the impending apocalypse, also McGruber coming to the big screen??

  4. fillyjonk »

    2 May 2010 · 4:17 pm

    Soon to be followed by Magic 8-Ball: the unrated edition on dvd.

    The sayings in the Magic 8-ball will have been replaced by lines from Farrelly Brothers movies.

  5. McGehee »

    2 May 2010 · 11:07 pm

    And then of course: Magic 8-Ball vs. the Ouija Board

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