A TSA worker in Miami was arrested when he “lost his mind” and attacked a colleague who repeatedly made fun of his small penis after the security screener walked through a high-tech scanner that showed his genitalia, according to Miami-Dade police.
Rolando Negrin, 44, was arrested at Miami International Airport Wednesday morning following an altercation with a fellow screener, Hugh Osorno, Tuesday evening. Negrin is facing assault charges for allegedly beating Osorno with a baton in the airport’s parking lot, NBC Miami reported.
Inevitably, this means that anyone searching the Web for “small penis” or “diminutive genitalia” or “Who do you expect to satisfy with that?” will, sooner rather than later, be presented with results containing “Rolando Negrin.” There aren’t enough batons on earth to beat them all.
(Snagged from Venomous Kate’s Facebook wall.)