In this weekly feature, we sift through the logs and extract whatever search strings make the least amount of sense, then mock them gently. (Note: This feature is not approved by the President of Mexico.)
duke canine dildo: “Here, Duke! Here, boy. That’s a good boy. Oh, yes, that’s a good boy.”
sonic complaints in hominy OK: There’s a Sonic in Hominy? Who knew?
looking 4 super fart spray in oklahoma: Just keep it away from the Hominy Sonic.
mapplethorpe lollipop hessel museum: Please observe the “Do Not Lick The Exhibits” sign.
back spoiler: For instance, a very large quantity of hair.
girl sperm tattoo: Um, you’re doing it wrong.
Newscaster forced to take clothes off: I’m guessing this probably wasn’t Irving R. Levine.
naturist science fiction: Let’s hope this planet is warm.
Real anal virgins between 18 and 20 years of age earn lettuce by letting guys pop their asses here! Weirdly, this is about the seventh variation on this theme I’ve seen, and it’s always someone from the States using a Google site somewhere in Asia. Make of that what you will.