Girls on wheels

Via Fritinancy, we find this frightfully-detailed list: the International Rollergirls’ Master Roster, which lists nearly twenty thousand practitioners of this fine art, and the names they’ve adopted for themselves.

A few I found worthy of repeating here:

  • Anaïs Ninja
  • Beth Amphetamine
  • Blanch Davidian
  • Carmen Monoxide
  • Dread Pirate Roberta
  • Formalda Heidi
  • Irrational Velvet
  • Joan Cougar Menstrualcramp
  • Malice Trebek
  • Regreta Garbo
  • Sandra Day O’Clobber
  • Shirley Mae Q. Cry
  • Tara Newone
  • Trudy Struction
  • Val Catraz
  • Yvette Horizon

If you check out the whole list, be advised that some of them may confound or infuriate your work filters.


  1. Rightwing Links (June 12, 2010) »

    12 June 2010 · 9:46 pm

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  2. John Salmon »

    13 June 2010 · 1:44 pm

    Heh. One of my nieces plays on, if that’s the right word, the Carolina Rollergirls squad. She’s an ultra-fast skater.

    Little girls seek her autograph, but she gets no money.

    Her name is Eva Lye.

  3. Michael Bates »

    13 June 2010 · 3:15 pm

    There are jersey numbers on that list, too. I’m not surprised so many roller girls adopted the Mark of the Beast, but a fair number are wearing 404, including Paige Fault of the Charm City Roller Girls and Hyper Lynx of the Gotham Girls Roller Derby.

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