As noted yesterday, some two million people have filed through the gates and into the wondrousness of this site. It is the function of this weekly feature to single out about ten who arrived bearing goofy search strings.
shooting down the walls of heartache: Have you ever tried to shoot down a wall? Tons of ordnance, not much of a hole. Next time, try the pole vault.
slippery sidewalk in high heels: Tons of liquid, not much traction. Next time, try the winter boots.
thora birch wears converse monkey trouble: Not on slippery sidewalks, I bet.
a war where nothing matters: “Not dying” would seem to matter at least a little.
hot to tell if someone is a swinger: Push ’em. If they sway back and forth like a pendulum do, they swing like England.
pissed off apac customer service employees: Have you listened to some of those customers lately? Sheesh.
opposite of hype: Um, lope?
“not unlike the wind itself”: Which phrase will come in handy if ever you see someone sweeping down the plain.