On second thought, not even Monty Python would have come up with this:
Reverend Michael Land, 67, said Christians needed to adopt swearing in their everyday language because it is how Jesus would have spoken.
He said too many people put Jesus “on a pedestal” and failed to realise that he was poor, relatively uneducated and preferred not to mix with the elite of his day.
He added that the Church risked becoming out of touch with ordinary people if its clergy did not become “streetwise” and failed to use earthy language.
Asked for comment, Jesus said: “Well, I’ll be Goddamned. Temporarily, of course.”
(Via Christopher Johnson.)