In case you haven’t been here before, this is one of those exercises in silliness wherein we sift through whatever log entries we have from the past week, separate the wheat from the chaff, and print the chaffiest. All applicable state and Federal regulations have been more or less (okay, mostly less) complied with.
“shave my legs” and “nearsighted”: Then again, your legs aren’t that far away, unless you’re a supermodel.
List of “bands with seven members”: Oddly enough, this includes Three Dog Night in their prime.
“What does it take to fire a public school teacher”: Well, an act of Congress certainly won’t do it.
eternal server error: This must be the otherwise unused HTTP status code 666.
why is my boat listing to one side: It’s none of my business, but shouldn’t you be looking at the boat instead of the Internet?
could Ramen noodles cause me to break out in hives: If you ate nothing else for seven days or so, you’d probably look forward to hives.
Squidward I Can Hear You Masturbating: This is not the way I remember SpongeBob.
pics of nude women doing obstacle courses: The real obstacle, I suspect, is the sudden accumulation of gawking men along the sidelines.
what does it feel like when transmission fails? Like all the money has been sucked out of your wallet.