“Seek, and ye shall find.” David Axelrod, as quoted on the new White House rug.
what the text messaging abbreviation for “much obliged”: There doesn’t have to be a txt version of everything. Now ESADYFA.
“drudge” “boasts” “95 percent accurate”: Well, some of that is true.
raygun “clothes vanish”: Marvin the Martian carries one of those on Ladies’ Night.
ohio state buckeyes boobs: See what I mean?
fillyjonk “rule 34”: Tove Jansson would never countenance such a thing. So all you guys lusting after the Snork Maiden can just cool your jets.
i detest mimi spencer: She probably wouldn’t be too enthralled with you, either.
when my mazda 626 gets hot the transmission won’t work: I presume you’re sending this from the side of the road, then?
“spite fence” massachusetts: New Hampshire is probably ordering one now.
Debbie Gibson turns 40: Last week, in fact. The Electric Youth has definitely kept the voltage up.
let’s buy some drugs: Great idea! Is the drug store open?
the couple bought on credit novy chic and they wanted to check whether he stand anal tension: Hey, let’s buy some drugs!
“french equivalent of spam”: They call it “pourriel,” but it’s the same old “Hey, let’s buy some drugs!”