Strange search-engine queries (244)

We want to assure you, up front, that the person who takes care of this function every week has no plans to resign and run for mayor of Chicago.

Beautiful day out there:  And you’re inside, playing on the computer. What’s wrong with you?

you call that a party:  It’s all fun and games until someone ends up on the computer.

sam walton was a miser:  Which is the best kind of ancestor to have, if you think about it.

the thriving for corruption:  A political history of — well, just about anywhere, really.

what is the back wing of a car called:  SPOILER WARNING: It’s called a spoiler.

persistence is futile voyager:  Harry Kim probably thought so, after repeatedly striking out with Seven of Nine.

montgomery ward enema pages:  “Hey, Squigster, I think I’ve got the new name for the band!”

testicular cup introduced in 1874:  “Unless you like this one better.”

why isn’t chalant a word?  Seems like a perfectly cromulent word to me.

house “101 seats” “up for grabs”:  Caution: not everyone’s seat is going to be one you’d want to grab.

Dust ladened filter:  Got one of those in my vacuum cleaner. It sucks. Or, more precisely, it doesn’t suck.

men’s magazine watch air filter:  I wonder if it’s laden with dust.


  1. Patti »

    4 October 2010 · 9:12 am

    Now I’m tempted to look up my own search referrals. I used to be top of the list on Google for “orange walls,” but I think I lost that distinction a while ago…

  2. mike3/9 »

    4 October 2010 · 7:20 pm

    Good one. And yes, I was old enough to know better, but Jesus, Seven of Nine. Resistance was futile.

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