Having fulfilled my pledge to the Boobie-Thon, I was definitely in the mood for something like this:
All good conservatives know that unlike GM and Chrysler, Ford declined the government tit. They were also the only one of the Big Three that made significant profit, even though they declined the money Obama was handing out.
Which is not to say they are anti-tit. In fact, Ford Motor Company is very much pro-tit.