Buy this man an extra Sharpie

The subject of Serge Ibaka came up in the Twitterverse last night, and to dazzle everyone with some obscure statistic, as is my wont, I wandered over to, which knows all and tells most.

And, says the site, this was the Serge Protector’s full name at birth: Sergeballu LaMu Sayonga Loom Walahas Jonas Hugo Ibaka.

I was too stunned even to tweet this. Surely it can’t be true.

Update, 18 March 2012: Apparently it’s not.

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