Fast and furry-ish

Clawdeen Wolf by MattelThe young lady with the, um, slightly prominent ears is Clawdeen Wolf, and she’s part of an entire Monster High collection by Mattel. (Yes, she’s on the Fearleading squad.) The collection has its own Web site, its own Webisodes (gawd, I hate that word), and, you may be absolutely certain, its detractors:

Clawdeen Wolf comes complete with a thigh-skimming skirt, sky high boots and heavy makeup, and spends her days “waxing, plucking and shaving.”

“My hair is worthy of a shampoo commercial, and that’s just what grows on my legs. Plucking and shaving is definitely a full-time job but that’s a small price to pay for being scarily fabulous,” reads the character description of the teen werewolf doll, who also lists her favorite hobby as “flirting with boys.”

But the most frightful thing about Clawdeen, experts say, is the shocking impact she could have on girls aged 6 and up — the very demographic Mattel is targeting.

Suddenly Barbie looks less horrifying, or at least less hirsute.

The reactions boil down to “OMG body image!” And certainly you don’t want to see a seven-year-old girl hiding out in the bathroom, trying to shave away something that hardly exists. But “realistic” dolls are like sensible shoes: there are times when you appreciate them, but unwrapping them on your birthday is usually not one of them.

On the upside, you have to figure that Trader Vic’s is highly unlikely to serve the decidedly-underage Clawdeen a piña colada.


  1. McGehee »

    17 March 2011 · 8:01 am

    “Look how you’re dressed! What, were you raised by wolves!?”

  2. Brett »

    17 March 2011 · 10:07 am

    Probably took the ID off that little old lady got mutilated last night, though, so she might still get served…

  3. CGHill »

    17 March 2011 · 10:24 am

    Not with that hair.

  4. McGehee »

    17 March 2011 · 1:07 pm

    What, it’s perfect!

  5. Brett »

    17 March 2011 · 1:32 pm

    I’d like to meet her tailor…oops, comparison broke down ;-)

  6. Nicole »

    17 March 2011 · 7:29 pm

    LOL at the comments…. clever buncha sods you are. :)

    And I would so have wanted all of these as a kid. Barbies were okay but they were just too vanilla. Monsters on the other hand…

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