Application data

Seen, one assumes, at the Department of Redundancy Department:

Now hiring

(Via FAIL Blog.)


  1. Dan B »

    4 April 2011 · 9:59 am

    The redundancy is to distract you from the small-print:

    Commission-only positions selling a product no sane person wants.
    Requires $5000 initial investment + 20% ownership of your soul.
    Not responsible for lost, damaged, or stolen limbs or organs.
    Please drink responsibly, wherever that is.
    Subject to blackout dates, especially if you fail to drink responsibly.

  2. fillyjonk »

    4 April 2011 · 10:05 am

    I’m picturing some guy behind a desk going, “Sorry, it’s not ‘NOW’ anymore. You should have acted faster. We were hiring ‘NOW’ but that is now THEN.”

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