If you’re new around here and all of us were at one time or another this is a weekly feature wherein the logs are gone through with a fine-toothed comb, and then anything which causes an individual tooth to quiver with delight (or with pain, the difference being insignificant with mere combs, fercryingoutloud) gets stuck here for public consumption. It beats actually having to write stuff.
graphic novel women stripped and raped by invisible ghosts: Starring Charlie Sheen in Two and a Half Menaces.
99 cougar hard shift blinking light: Believe me, you don’t need a blinking light to tell you when you’ve had a hard shift.
States that make allowance for the pharmacist’s “moral concerns”: No Lipitor for you, chubbo. Try Kansas.
when was daylight savings time adopted in oklahoma: At two in the morning. Except that all of a sudden it was three in the morning. Farmers just shrugged.
a woman’s salad days are shorter than a man’s: Provided, of course, you can get a man to eat salad at all.
the boondocks oklahoma city: Did you mean “the boatdocks oklahoma city”?
too attractive for work: If this describes you, see me for an application.
rich capitalysts enjoy driving: Then they become government consultants and enjoy being driven.
deathwish slacks: And you thought Sansabelt was weird.
“people who don’t date”: Easy to spot. They’ve spent the last fifteen years online.