We’ve all seen these little cards with the Dire Warning:
Now my first reaction was the perfectly understandable “My car is eleven years old, dumbass, of course the warranty has expired.”
And then I looked again at the card, and sure enough, that’s the Impact font across the top, as seen on eleventy-bazillion lolcat pictures.
So it was a simple matter to bring it up to my own exacting standards:
(Telephone number redacted, because, well, why should I give them any publicity?)